Saturday, May 7, 2011

next week going to present the project.... 30% done

next week going to present the project ...

Good news .. 30% done by myself .. groupmate are missing , or not doing thier part or watever ...

bad news : 1 groupmate dad just passed away last night ... i got the call tis morning form some asshole said that .. wana go visit him tonite ?? ( my brain was thinking ... u very close to him ? , org baba mati , u go geh boh buat apa ) .

however , may you RIP uncle , although i langsung tak kenal u , tak pernah jumpa you ....

ok , continue do wat i can do .... not complete i also dun diu lah ... as long as i got my part ..... DONE

Friday, April 29, 2011

1 more month ... 4 asignment got to hand in ...






arghh .... 1 month month / 30 days ... i got to rush 4 asignment ... 1% also haven started

stupid groupmate ...

1st groupmate , dad kena stroke ... dia absent class at the times i count he is missing

2nd groupmate ... cilaka so secret ... i asked him , are you FBI most wanted , PDRM most wanted , or you con ppl money , or con girl ?? y u so farking secret abt ur handfon number , email adderess , every detail of you ??? i very san fun to comunicate with u all ....

i very tired to do asignment alone , without discuss with you all .. i very lost now .. u all motherfucker , why can u give me your fon number , so i can call you whn i need find you .
why u at college also need use public fon to call me ?? i very confuse with you ... what wrong with you ?

2011 now ... u got fon num but dun want give ppl .. isn't i not a female .. dun have boobs . u dun want give me ??? go throw ur fon into toilet lah .... so secret .... go hide at jungle lor . dun live at KL .. u sohai !!!




every people got own secret .. but if u so secret , pls go die !!!! dun come out to public ... stay at forest pls ...

Thursday, March 3, 2011

FEB ..remix

lepas exam .... i totally tired till no mod nak celebrate CNY .. hope CNY can postpone sekejap .. let me find back my mod baru celebrate ....
Too bad .. time to reverse .... so i also celebrate in modless condition ....
nampak org say GONG HEI GONG HEI .... ambil angpau .. duduk diam diam at a corner .. makan minum .. day dream .... ambil gambar gambar ...




i pun tak tau sejak bila i ada cousin satu ini ....





lion dance ~~~

lion dance head ~~~
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Haven habis CNY ... grandma sudah sick .. kurang sihat ... masuk hospital ....
say dou those doctor in MALAYSIA .. i really wana give u 1 word .. " WHERE YOU GOT UR FCUKING CERT ?? "
╭∩╮(︶ε︶メ)╭∩╮
╭∩╮(︶ε︶メ)╭∩╮

apa panggil full body checking ??? skru YOU !!!!!

i lost my last grandma adi .... damn the "one " who approve doctor ..... u waste so many money train doctor ... but all xboleh pakai .... semua makan GAJI BUTA .... x tau buat kerja .... x mahu buat kerja ... just come wear ur " white angel " uniform .. walk here walk there ... call u mesure a body temperature also xtau , cucuk hose to pesakit .. u call nurse to settle ... YOU YOU YOU are a useless wood stick .. u dun waste citizen taxes .. to pay u did nothing .. u use your hand touch ur heart ... ask urself .. are you a doctor ??? .....

like tht grandma pergi dengan tenang & sakit .......

talk about during the 3 day we pray , sembayang etc ....
that stupid monk keep call us 跪 ,bowing many times ... MCB ... what set the rules to did tis ???
1st day i adi beh tahan ...
2nd day i duduk at outside .. lazy to go in sembayang ....
3rd day ... send the coffin to the place to barry it ...


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lepas settle grandma .... hari kekasih sampai ..... thn i saw a video at youtube .... " hari kekasih BANNED in islam "

WTF ... tht bitch must be study too much the kitab liao .. until she also macam god ....
dun let me see u pak tor with ur husband .. dun make love , etc .... human life is less than 100 year now ... even u follow all good thing writen inside bible .... you also will DIE 1 day ... why dont u enjoy your life and die with no regret ..... at least you did it , exprience it .....

one word to said her .. " BODOH " .. open minded sikit lah ... now youngster willing to hold the buku kitab and read , go pray ... adi very good adi ..... dun ask to be a 圣人 .... human do make mistake ... god might did mistake .. who knows ....

Friday, January 28, 2011

cilaka punya " jabatan buat jalan "

recently i bought a new bike .. trade in old 1 , get a new 1 .... wana saving petrol , ada power .... so fast i puas with the performance of this new bike , but still need do some modification to improve stablality , respond , brake system ... << all safety reason .....




tata .... pretty anot ???


bad thing happend ..... duno should said barang sekarang kuantiti takde kuality .... sport rim ku dah cracked due to jalan yang selalu lalui banyak lubang , tak rata .. hingga absorber also having problem .... that why i blame itu " jabatan " yang buat jalan ..... gov said wat professional also need cert , i wondering , those company got cert repair jalan anot ? why just a road also canot fixxed it ....



1st time i ride bike till rim cracked .... and i start looking for part to replace it ... i dun want let tauke motor tu untung manyak .. so i go www.mudah,my and some forum cari part , that i want ... such as sport rim , rear brake kit set , .absorber < still looking .... CNY going to do it at hse DIY with my own hand ....



tata , sport rim i buy on thursday ..... 2nd hand punya lah .... jenama y-tec ... rm110 sahaja ... and need to spray back black colour ....


tis is rear brake set kit ... rm120 sahaja .....


ok , sampai sini dulu , going to finish my last paper .. only start my plan .... pasal duit habis ....

Thursday, January 27, 2011

exam mod now ...

exam now .. sangat stress ... becoz din listen class from day 1 .. reason lecture problem .. duno he teaching wat .. so i also dun care .... today study for tml exam .... most effictive way .... 24 ,26, 28 ,31 ... 2 more paper to go .... arghh .... faster .. i want my CNY mod on ...!!!!!

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

gosip seorang kawanku

kebelakang ini , ada banyak benda spacial berlaku .. tetapi saya tidak sempat nak bercerita kat sini ... so i pilih cerita yang paling pendek sekali lah ...

pada suatu hari , seorang budak bernama ah herng .. dia berumur 18 < style="font-weight: bold;">i asked dia ... apa problem you ..
dia cerita sama wa , dia dipikat oleh seorang gadis yang sedang berlajar kat sekolah menangah ..
i pun " stun " berapa saat( WTFrog wa nak org pikat pun takde ) .... i pun tanya balik , gadis tu tak lawa keh ??
dia pun cakap , kawan wa recomend sama dia , lepas tu add kawan kat Facebook ....
i pun jawab , ini memang berita yang bagus ni , kena pikat lagi risau apa ???
dia pun cakap : dia umur kecil lah , masih sekolah menengah .... takut parents nya reject
i pun jawab : ah herng .. percintaan kamu ni baru belum mula ... lu macam sudah fikir sampai kahwin , beranak , etc ... jangan perduli org cakap ... pergi dgn happy sama dia .....
dia pun cakap : you cakap senang ....
i pun cakap : offcoz .. cakap memang senang .... buat lagi senang .. terpulang you mahu atau tak mahu saja ... jgn macam saya .. terlepas sekali chance ... kesal sampai sekarang ...
dia pun cakap : haizz ... i also tak tau nak buat apa



berapa hari , minggu berlepas ............ ah herng muka senyum , beryakin ... etc jumpa saya
ah herng , saya sudah in relationship sama itu gadis
i pun cakap : good , tahniah .. see i tell you .. jgn takut ...
dia pun cakap : baru mula .. i also tak confident .. tapi sekarang dia masih in holiday .. so boleh date dia keluar
i pun reply : seorang pasangan x semesti nak kelaur , jumpa hari hari ... psal hari hari jumpa akan cepat rasa tawar ...
dia pun cerita : if hari hari kelaur nanti wallet cepat kering , parent org tak suka
i pun cakap : pandai kau berfikir macam tu


xxx hari kemudian ...
ah herng pun muka hitam , risau etc ....
i pun tanya lagi , apa cerita lagi ...
dia pun bercerita ... amoi tu ... buat benda yang bodoh ... buat dia marah ...
i pun ambil berat tanya .. apa benda bodoh tu
dia pun cakap amoi tu main main bf , gf palsu kat sekolah dgn laki lain ... blablabla
i pun reply .. wah ... main main nanti jadi betul susah ni
dia pun cakap yala .. mana tahu lelaki in niat apa .. mana mungkin tiba tiba so baik main sama you
i pun cakap .. betul betul .. lelaki kat dunia ini , takan buat benda yang tiada faedah .... contoh nya .. selalu tolong seorang gadis , mesti ada minat sama gadis tu , nak berkawan , ajak keluar , etc ...
dia pun cakap .. agree ... so i sudah diu dia kaw kaw ... i pun kesal pasal i ada kasar sikit sama dia
i pun cakap .. adui , lembut la sikit , kasar nanti dia rasa sakit .... sedih ... explain sama dia kasi dia tahu , u hati sakit .. kalau u buat macam ini ...
dia pun cakap ya ... i ada kasar sikit .. but amoi tu terima kasih sama dia pasal marah dia pula ...
i pun reply : i stun berapa saat ( apa zaman ini ?? org sekarang semua pelik pelik ) entah kamu berdua lah .. i confuse dgn percintaan kamu ni ...



lepas tu i pun tak banyak tanya pasal dia dah ... sendiri fikir lah .. i bukan doktor cinta yang pro .... i cuma tahu logic sahaja ....








ini contoh yang saya cakap tu ..


sedang buat report kat puan dia ... tsk tsk ... ish ><>




sedang masak untuk puan dia menu nya , fried woo dong mee ... amboi ... nampak sedap nya walaupun xboleh try ~~~




masak bubur manis ....



i pulu main dgn anjing yang bernama MAX .. dia terkencing kat aku .. 2 KALI ..
MAX sangat ham sap , nakal dan active ...

Monday, January 3, 2011

finally ... roof fixxed ...... thx to ME

bill gate .. dont get shocked ya .... hahaha ....
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RUMAH sudah lama , tak pernah ubah suai .... hari hari kena matahari jemur , kena hujan mandi ... mesti akan rosak punya ... seperti leaking water ..... leaking jor so long .. but dad lazy go call ppl come fix it ... dia memang x bertanggungjawab ... pergi minum teh , tidur dia senang .. call ppl tak senang .. dia memang x boleh harap .... mum call the indon come repair ... but i need go rush asignment ... dad pula duno go wea lepak jor ... dia memang nakal ....



stand at tepi window .. let him do his job , thn i DSLR him lur ... wuakaka .. free model ...





ini beg cari makan dia ...




sapu all dirt ....





ready to put back ....


put silicon ... so water wont leak again



tata ... siap ... thn tiba tiba hujan ... abang also go down .. see got leaking anot.... result .. no leaking at all ... tq abang ... hahaha

Friday, December 31, 2010

last day of 2010 ... bad luck ...

31 december 2010 .......

THE LAST DAY of 2010 ... i ... i .... kena fewer .... adui .... 30 dec 2010 ... asyik sini rush sana rush .. lupa bawa water to drink .. whole day just drank jor a cup of old town white coffee and a starbucks blueberry cheese ...

malam nak go asia cafe makan ... however mod kena sweep by stupid maroon wimax promoter

wimax promoter : sir , have a look our wimax 4g technology
me :no need lah , i got slowmyx adi
wimax promoter :oh , thn u must apply ... so u can see the different ....

blablalblalblablablablabla
blablablablablablablabla
blablablablablablablabla
blablablablablabablablablabablabab...........................................................

sampai 1 promoter cant convince me ... 2 more come wash my brain
i 1 word tell thm ... i got slowmyx at hse , i go out also got free wifi , if u wimax is free .. i take on the spot

lalu i also malas nak makan dah .. sudah panas .....
balik rumah jeh


lepas tu , rasa sangat panas , letih , no energy ..
thn buka baju and go sleep .. mandi pun lupa ... nanti semakin sejuk .... i pun off fan lor ... pun rasa cold , thn bone also very pain .. i continue sleep ...
till tml morning .... langsung canot wake up ... i force to wake up .. go bathroom siram air sejuk ...10min .. go peti ais cari ubat demam , minum water manyak manyak ... go masak magi mee .. 1/4 pun tak habis .. thn i go sleep again .... berpeluh banyak ... continue sleep ...

petang around 5pm .. ride motor go blow blow wind .. pasal sleeping on bed is boring ...


malam 7.30 ... kawan ajak jalan pasar malam ... thn go look out point jalan jalan ... so san fu walking up hill .. bone pain , breath pun susah ... so heavy .. but seluar longgar .. boleh tarik terus turun ....

thn around 10+ pergi old town makan minum sikit .. ada rasa lapar liao .... ada kok chang , lip khong , jun kuan , ivan , boon han , hin leong and wei ming .... almost semua iphone gang .. haha ..
lepas 12am+ baru got ppl play mercun .. delay jor .. hahaha .... thn semua pun balik ... i also balik makan ubat tidur lah .....

Sunday, December 26, 2010

i'm back to alone life ....

when i was kids ... studying tadika ... i got many friend .... i got member member ...
when i went to primary school , i also got member member , enemy , dislike person , etc
when i went to secondary school , i also meet many member member , dislike person

i always surrouding by member member ...... i had a happy life ... coz i dun feel lonely ... but 1 day ... 1 member got GF ... and he macam sudah leave our group .... less join us ... slowly ... 1 by 1 got GF ... and member member become less and less .. till tinggal wa seorang ... but still got some will cari me keluar makan , jalan jalan , etc ... but rasa macam lain dah .. no more syok adi ....

i also wont forgive few member which hurt me so deep .... i wont forgive u all ..... i will not find u anymore , and pls dun find me .. coz i will not free to entertain you !!!

Thursday, December 23, 2010

1 year 1 time punya " gor dung " samapai ... semalam .... ofcoz .. chiness punya traditional mesti lah makan tong yun ... i remember .. my grandma always make tong yun for us makan ... whn i was small .. grandma only let me watch , but cant touch .. scare my hand dirty .. so i only can observe and wait to eat .... but tis year i have chance to show off ... i make myself ...



first , ready " bin tong " a kind of sugar ...



daun pandan , halia + bin tong ... buang masuk ... ofcoz masak it lah ..




sekarang ada mesin untuk buat tepung without kotor your hand .... GENG !!! see pic below ..







u put how many sudu tepung , thn how many sudu air + gula ...




tatatata ~~~~ sudah separuh siap ...


ok , kasi dia cun cun bulat .... masak untuk sembayang dulu ....



masuk saja ke dalam air yang dimasak tadi , sampai semua timbul atas air = sudah masak ...



sudah masak pun ...



ok , serve to sembayang dulu ... nanti baru masak untuk sendiri makan ...




ngek ngek ngek. ... tau sha .. ofcoz is most common favarite .. yummy



mula mula buat lah lubang sikit ...



balut ia macam siu mai dulu ....



kasi cun cun macam bola shape lah ...




demo again ...



finally ... siap bungkus ....




cook a wok of hot water and throw all tong yun into the wok .... coz dun want later the air gula becoma cloudy ....





sudah masak .. ok .. kacau dia naik .... thn >> see pic below ...





masuk ke dalam air gula yang ready awal tadi ...





ready to serve lah ....




yummy ... sampai i finish all ... clean clean ...


Finally .... i wish everybody have a good year , happy guo tung ...

Sunday, December 19, 2010

kisah yang sangat sedih berlaku

lelaki kat dunia ini .. cuma ada 2 perkara yang perlu risau setiap hari .
no 1 duit/ power
no 2 wanita


KISAH SEDIH Ah zai ~~

Duit atau pun power show tht lelaki itu boleh harap ....
wanita , setiap lalaki kat dunia ini perlukan support daripada wanita dari belakang ...

tetapi .. Ah zai tak risau tentang duit ... walaupun Ah zai takde power .. tetapi dia selalu kepala sakit pasal wanita . pasal setiap kali dia nak pikat amoi yang dia suka ... mesti sudah berpunya boy friend . terpaksa dia " fall back " ... dan cari amoi yang tidak berpasangan lah ...


kisah bermula pada suata hari , Ah zai terjumpa seorang gadis yang cantik , kulitnya putih , cerah , boleh kata CUN sekali dan Ah zai do research tentang gadis itu , dapatkan fon numbor , FB dia .. dan berkawan lah ... tiap tiap malam , Ah zai akan duduk kat depan laptopnya tunggu gadis tu on9 , pasal nak berchat chat lah dengan GADIS tu .. kadang kadang gadis itu on9 awal dan boleh lah chat lama sikit , kadang kadang , dia on9 lewat dan chat sekejap sahaja .. pasal dia kata tired , nak pergi tidur ...

seterusnya , keadaan ini pun berlaku hari hari , gadis dan Ah zai pun sudah kenal each other .... lepas tu , Ah zai nak cuba memberitahu perasaannya kepada GADIS tu , tetapi setiap kali ajak GADIS tu keluar .. dia mesti membawa gadis lain keluar sekali ... Ah zai pun simpan perasaan itu sampai waktu yang sesuai baru meluahkan nya ....


setelah berbulan bulan berlalu , Ah zai masih tidak jampa :timing yang sesuai meluahkan perasaannya .... Pada suatu hari ,Ah zai betul betul tak boleh tahan lagi , dia terus call itu gadis .. dan beritahu perasaan nya .... mana tahu gadis itu berkata ... i sudah ada boy friend ... cuma i tidak beritahu you sahaja ...

Ah zai terus " END CALL " dan duduk kat bangku "gila " jor berapa minit .... tanya sediri : apa dah berlaku " ? aku ada dengar salah keh ??? kenapa ??? kenapa kenapa ??? pada hari itu , Ah zai tidak dapat tidur , pasal kena shocked ... dia tidak dapat terima perkara itu .... dan bermula tidak dapat tidur masa yg panjang .....

kenapa Ah zai bergitu malang .... melabur bergitu manyak masa , tenaga dan SAyang .. tetapi akhirnya ... dapat jawapan yang bergitu mengampakan ....
kenapa kawan Ah zai tukar GF macam tukar baju ???
kenapa Ah zai nak pilih sehelai baju pun tak dapat ???

Ah zai sudah tiada yakin dengan percintaan lagi ..... dan nampak gadis bersenyum dan passby ... langsung x nak fikir benda yang sedih nanti ....

Saturday, December 18, 2010

suday + pork chop mee + DIGi user

maxis sangat cilaka .. sudah tipu duit wa .... i apply value 50 and sub a value 30 ... manakala ... logically .. should be rm80 a month .. or below rm100 ... tetapi every month bill come rm150++ most top is rm 203.50 .. and BAR me to calling out ... i go maxis center ... why the hack i use till rm200+ pergi .. thy tell me .. oh , u using internet ... WAT ? i bila pakai internet lu ? pakai jor rm90+ ... fine .. argue jor also equal no argue .. force to paid .. thn i tell thm cut down all GPRS , MMS , INTERNET ... if u still count i will come back " tiu" you .

next month bill mari .. wat the fish .. rm150+ also geh ... ask thm .. oh u use over the limit ... so other way to count the charges ... i most @@ on the spot .... i also start less using ..... but the the next coming bill also same same ... and every month 10th day ... u will recieve msg .. u had over the limit 80% liao ... i pun korek kepala saya ... y so fast geh .. bill also belum sampai ....

untill friday .. i beh tahan .. go to digi center near my hse .. i want port to DIGI ... digi staff .. no problem . may i have u IC pls ... wat ur number ... ask me wat plan i want .... listen dou me also syok ...

i use DG30 record ... never go till so mahal as maxis .... even i pinjam kawan call GF dia , pinjam kawan call friend whn no credit .. also rm30+ sahaja .... siapa punya problem ini ? maxis calculation problem or my problem ?




nvm .. i dump maxis , run to DIGI ^^ ( i'll follow you)

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sunday , malas keluar makan .. so go jalan pasar .. nampak manyak amoi cantik ... semua hawker bring their anak pempuan keluar berkerja .. haha ... so i also buy pork kat pork stall ... sambil nak kacau anak pempuan dia .. ahahaha ..




balik mesti start seasoning it lah ... use the knife not sharp part " pok " the pork ... use toothpick ... " chap" the daging .... thn make the rasa cepat masuk .... thn masuk peti sejuk lur .... 2-3 hrs .....lepas itu .. take it out




masuk LADA ...



thn put tepung GANJI ... massage it ...




masuk semula peti ais .... abt 30 min thn only go fried it




mahu goreng .. mesti lah prepare kuali thn heat the oil lah .... pelahan kan api ... jangan nanti asap banyak keluar .. itu terlalu panas ...
(want to know the oil is enough hot = take a wood chopstick dim into the oil , if got bubble appear on the chapstick mean oil is ready )




sudah panas ... faster goreng lur ....



ini hasil saya .....




while waiting .. dun waste time .. potong onion




yummy .. feel like wana eat it now ... but haven finish yet





goreng bawang yang dipotong just now ... put few drop of kicap pekat , kicap cair .. to make the warna cokalat sikit ...





continue goreng lah .. sampai wangi ,,, in small api ya ....



and put some sugar only whn goreng itu bawang ... mesti manyak org tak tahu ini rashia ....




lepas itu ... letak lah air ....




masuk kan pork chop tadi tu ke dalam kuah ... slowkan api ....




kasi ini pelahan pelahan masak




cover it .. wait it dry slowly .... thn u suka makan with nasi thn u ready nasi , u like mee .. thn u ready mee ....




finally is ready to serve ...





ini homemake pork chop mee ... so wont look nice at outside .. but taste 101% sedap daripada restraunt ....