my life sux 22 - 2nd dayof a week ..monday morning

Opps .. my lasy disease visit me early morning .. keep call me dun wake up .. dun wake up ...then i sure dun wake up lo .. until my 2nd alarm is rang .... Holly Shit , WTF .. it 7.45am .. no time liao .. sure get late .. faster jump into bathroom .. bath n brush teeth 2in1 .. 8am .. start the engine (vroom vroom) .. on the way ... y today so smooth d ? another side of the road .. eh !!?? no car d ? today public holiday meh ? dun care la .. i care i going to late .... drive fast fast .. but those sohai drive 70km/h at fast lane .. MCB .. early morning make me say those word ... suddenly veli slow .. lol .. all geh boh see ppl bang car ... finally enough time to fetch alex and jeff ..

when we walk to entp3 .. we saw a woman/lady/girl duno sudah khawin belum .. she holding her cell and calling her darl or anyone .. tiba tiba i saw her ass got someting ... opps .. she forgot to zip her pants .. Thn i suggest alex to chase her .. tell her tht her Zip is on ..

Alex : miss ... xiao jie ...
MIss : ......(talking to her cell)
Alex : miss ....
ME : go infront of her ... help her to zip it ..
ALex : (follow to the stair ...)
ALex : miss ... your zip
Miss : oh ..

thn we went to our class ....

afternoon ... alex bryan and jeff say mau pergi outside makan .. but i lazy drive cause everyday drive till i boring liao ... so i dint follow thm go out eat ...


luckly got jacky and seng pui me eat at cafeteria ..

guess how much this 3 set of luch cost ?

ANswer is .. rm4.50 each plate .. wat the fcuk .. just a chicken and vege need rm4.50 ... diu lo .. i wat complain jor ... after lunch sure go walk walk d la ... good for digestion .. thn saw ppl displaying PLEO . It is a AI robot .. very cute .. but not active as my dog ...


ok la .. i need continue my assignment la ... ^^

my life sux 21 - asignment ... i hate u .. go away ...

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I HATE ASS-ignment ... college suck betul .. do so many ASS-ignment for what ?

Cause me kill alot of trees .... print print print all information ... haizz ..

beh tahan .. i wana give up ...



1min later ....

Zzzz ........i fell asleep .....

my life sux 20 - left no pants©®™ ... private version©®™ ...

Long long time ago .. there was a woman called witch ... she always cry ... no weather morning evening or night ... duno cry for what ... normally she will wait for victims who go near her ...



ONE DAY ... Bryan walk by the witch ...

Bryan had started with the witch ...!!!!

Witch : woo ......Arghh ....
Bryan : oh shit ... witch ...
Witch : (running toward Bryan ) .. arghh ....
Bryan : No ..no .. no.... get off me ...
Witch : attacking Bryan ...arghh ....
Bryan : Deng , give back my pants ...
Witch : I'm ham sap witch .. wuakaka ... u r virgin ... yummy ... dun run ... i lovin it
Bryan : No no no .....my pants ... dun pull

Gun sound ....( bang bang bang) ....

Jeff : oi , ham sap witch .. i kill u ...
Witch : run away .. i will be back ...
other member also arrived ...
Alex and Jacky ...
Alex : Get Bryan a new pants .
Jacky: Roger that ....
Jacky: sir ... no pants for Bryan ...
Bryan : WTF ...
Alex : Jeff .. collect some leaf for Bryan ...
Bryan : omg ...

To be continue .......
(wait i continue the skrip 1st )

my life sux 19 -busy daily life ...

went to seremban with a malay friend ... he bring me to a shopping complex called terminal 1 ... he say how big , how nice ... thn mai follow him go lo ... wtf ... rubbish complex .. worst thn sungai wang , bb plaza or lauyat plaza ... whle building look veli old , dirty ... yiak ...

you cant SEE me ... !!! i in the glasses ...

driving at highway must alert all the times .. therefore .. nescafe latte is my choice .. wuakaka ...

walau .. tis clamp more morden thn TPM ... see u how 2 unlock it ..

during back KL ... heavy rain ... many acciedent happended ... lorry turn upside down la ... atos bang waja bang persona bang kancil ... other ppl "geh po " slow down see wat plat number ... beli toto magnum , damacai ... so even go down look only .. not giving any hand ...

haizz .. must follow rules ... every passanger in car must wear seat belt .. included teddy ...

while waiting traffic light turn green .. i become God of cam ...

banjee jump !!!

u-mobile had just sign up with teddy ...^^..


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PC FAIR ....2009 =;=

Economy crisis ... is the main cause affect to the pc fair this time ... 1st .. no more preety promoter , 2nd less stall open compare to last year exp LG , 3rd this time organizer din arrange the stall well ... example .. streamy , u-mobile , celcom broadband, maxis broadband (sux) .. all of their promoter had block my way .. shout free modem la .. wtH .. watever .. realy anoying ...

DELL stall .. i saw thm got many promoter .. but i stand infront of their stall .. no one come to me ask wat i looking for or give me a piece of paper .. just stand at there like wood ...

ASUS = their stall at corner .. i almost cant saw thm .. luckly .. thy use leng lui stratergy .. so i saw their shirt ... their promoter even pronouse wrong their company name ..

ACER and HP i dint visit their stall cause too many ppl .. no place let me go in ...

Trend micro ... i saw a leng lui promoter stand there lonely ... so i go infront chat chat .. thn ask ask .. thn .. i buy lo .. coz cheap ma ... can use 3 year woh ...

Finally .. end up with many paper bring home recycle ...

1st time buy original , licience key anti virus ... haha ...

y everyone capture me whn i pass through them ...

sister acc me to pc fair ..

walau .. how many light ,energy spend ever second ... energy wasted ... (1 min = my hse 1 month bill)... economy crisis la .. cut off cost la ...

i went to pc fair .. visit my friends .. but my friend niaga bagus .handling 3 ppl at one time ... not free to choi me ...

celcom babies ... shouting ... celcom ... celcom ... celcom broadband ...

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DAy 1 ... i got free transport to klcc ... coz rainig day .. malas drive car to klcc ..

wow .. i'm middle of 2 sweet corns ...

haizz .. msia waste $$$ to build tis for wat ? waste place only . build more parking lot la .. bodoh ...

lattest wira meter with patrick head ...

Me: oi , wat r u doing o ?

patrick: busuk-nya ...

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supper with BBL ft henry at GOBI cafe ...

sharing .. latest "info" .. henry : oi , dun take all la ... take 1 by 1 ..
BBL : diam ... i can tahan geh...

a classic piano .. as a decorate .. so nice ..

11pm+ ... wtf .. i sitting beside this fridge fill with cake ... saliva leaking from my mouth ...

en ...i found this in the cafe ... delightful desert experience ????? desert exprience ??? or dessert exprience ....

my life sux 18- rojak saja nth spacial ...

Go carefour ampang ... jalan jalan , beli belah ... refill stock at house ....

mr G :"help help !!!! i'm lost ... bring me back ... i veli cheap only .. rm5.99 only ..

me : ok la .. i take u awhile la ... get in ...

Me : oh .. mr bear rm99 .. y u come in my troli ...

sis : bring it back ...

Me : NO .. not worth la .. cetak rompak bear ...

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At night ... shooting for my rempit .. with model ...

CK : oi , light not enough bright ....makeup sikit ...

Me : smile ... kitkak ...


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Midnight .. went to tsim tung supper .. with car killer and henry ...

henry :"henshit ...(bin shan )transform ...

dance dance dance ... monica ....

CK was STUN watching henry performance .....

while i eat my wan tan mee ... WTF .. the wan tan mee lembik lembik d .. cause me sakit perut after went home ...

my life sux 17 - " ching ming " pray ur parent d parent .. watever la ...

Damn ... y no ppl go kubur at night d ? y must early morning 5am need wake up ..reach there at morning ... early good woh .. no need let sun burn ur skin .. i dun mind .. coz i have a sun shine colour skin ... what to do .. parents @##@$#$@% at eraly morning ... so must follow thm go lo ... i bring pillow into the car continue sleep lo .. teeth also haven brush ... haha ...ZZzzzz ...

reach there sure sit beside my grandma and grandma .... dreaming ..Zzzz ... veli sleepy o ... thn mine "camara time " find spacial thing to capture ... opps .. this leng lui is my 1st victim ... my leng lui cousin ... all geh po with her .. ask her all medical stuff .. coz she is a doctor la ..

this drying tree ... i meet him 19 years ago .. still no change .. as botak as last time ...

walau .. ching ming macam chinese new year for dead ppl ... whole moutain ppl aslo play mercun ... veli noisy .. air polution ...

nah .. air polution ....

The member of my dad family grow bigger ... many kids have produce .. so i count old ... coz got kid call me "bak bak " jor ... haha ... so i order all kids do jobs .. decorate ur grandma /grandpa place ...

this only 1/4 ppl u see ... still got 3/4 at other side ...

oi , kids .. dun step on there .. later ur grandpa/ ma .. kick ur ass ..

time to party ...

all rush to eat this "chong " .. in cantonese .. chong means kena .. thy wont eat pau .. coz pau+ chong = need pau only can kena ... wat teory is tht ??? after eat chong .. all go magnum , toto , damacai .. buy buy buy .. rm5 big rm 5 small ..

after finish praying ... listen songs and continue my task .. Zzzz ...... ^^